Welcome! The Great People of Rangsang are overjoyed to share this experience with you! I am Chief Nacho Libre Nick, and I rule an island in one of the most important shipping lanes in the entire world, the Malacca Strait. Located between Indonesia and Malaysia, we are responsible for the 94,000 vessels that pass through our waters each year, carrying one fourth of the worlds goods. The Great People of Rangsang desire tribute for our graciousness, and must resort to pirating to receive recognition. Our rival Thailand has proposed to gouge a canal through our Earth to bypass our strait. We must not allow this to happen. They also plot to destroy our fertile land by placing a 600 mile pipeline to transport the Devils Blood, oil. They are threatened and we will prevail.
We will seek allegiance from our neighbors to join our cause and those separated by sea are welcome to join our coalition.
Chief Nacho Libre Nick and those who follow thank you.
