One Smart Indian - AGAIN

>> A GOOD RE-RUN ... 
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>>  A Gujarati applies for a Job at Wal-Mart. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.
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>> After sorting through a stack  of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Indian.
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>> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine who of them would get the job.
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>> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?"
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>> Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your  head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
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>> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
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>> "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.  
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>> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."
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>> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed."
>> He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply.  
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>> "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
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>> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
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>> Turning to Patel, the Indian, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.  
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>> Patel replied, "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's obyus to me dat the fastest thing is DIARRHEA."
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>> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats...
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>> "Oh, I can expleyn sir," said Patel. "You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the batrum, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had alreydi done it in my pants!"
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>> Patel  is now the new "Greeter" at
>> Wal-Mart.