Malaysia confirms debris found in Tanzania is from MH370

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysia said on Thursday that a large piece of aircraft debris discovered on the island of Pemba, off the coast of Tanzania, in June, was from the missing Malaysia Airlines jet MH370.

via Reuters: World News

Wing Flap Found in Tanzania Confirmed to Be Part of MH370

A wing flap that washed ashore on an island off Tanzania has been identified as belonging to missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

via ABC News: International

RIP boiling water

You will be mist.

Malaysian democracy group to stage 1MDB protest, calling for PM to resign

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian democracy group Bersih said on Wednesday it would hold a protest rally calling for the immediate resignation of Prime Minister Najib Razak to allow an independent investigation into the financial scandal at 1Malaysia Development Berhad (1MDB).

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A friend told me that all apples were yellow...

I was like, "that's bananas"

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.......

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."

The other day a girl asked me if I like breasts or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed pussy with thin lips...

So I got kicked out of KFC.

Vietnam to Extradite 8 Indonesian Suspects to Malaysia

State media say a Vietnamese court has approved a Malaysian request for the extradition of eight Indonesians suspected of hijacking a Malaysian oil tanker more than a year ago, and rejected a similar request from Indonesia

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So the iPhone 7 gets arrested...

He puts his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".

Thailand and Malaysia discuss erecting border wall to curb trafficking and cross border terrorism

It remains unclear which country would pay for the wall along their 640km border.

via Ibtimes

Jet lands on wrong continent

A flight to Malaysia from Sydney accidentally flew 6,000 kilometers (3,728 miles) in the opposite direction to Melbourne because its pilot entered the wrong coordinates, an Australian aviation investigation report has found.

via CNN World

AirAsia plane destined for Malaysia ends up in Melbourne by mistake

Report finds pilot put wrong co-ordinates into flight navigation system

via The Independent - World

Zika virus: Malaysia confirms first infection in pregnant woman

Zika infections in pregnant women cause microcephaly.

via Ibtimes

News - Malaysian Rivals’ Reunion Highlights Shifting Political Alliances

The court reunion of Anwar Ibrahim, who is imprisoned, and Mahathir Mohamad, the former prime minister who put him away, highlighted Malaysia’s fractious politics.

Relatives of Flight 370 Victims to Meet Australian Searchers

A daughter of a passenger on board the missing Malaysia airliner says several relatives of victims will fly to Australia in a quest to better understand developments in the search for wreckage and to find some closure more than two years after the tragedy

via ABC News: International

Huge drug haul found in breakfast cereal shipment

Bags discovered in France, en route from Cameroon to Malaysia

via The Independent - World

What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie

Total recall

I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am...

I'm not really a mourning person.

China steps up arrivals checks from Singapore amid Zika outbreak

SINGAPORE/BEIJING (Reuters) - China intensified its checks on people and goods arriving from Singapore on Thursday, as an outbreak of the Zika virus in the small city-state was confirmed to have spread to at least one person in neighboring Malaysia.

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Malaysia confirms first Zika case after Singapore outbreak as Indonesia on alert

A 58-year-old financial consultant who recently returned from Singapore has been found to be Zika-infected.

via Ibtimes